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Bonus materials include: Instrumental versions of the songs, printable lyrics and guitar chords.

These songs were created during a residency funded by the Oklahoma Arts Council.

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released March 15, 2012

Monty Harper and Richmond 4th Grade 2012

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Monty Harper helps 3rd-5th grade students create and perform original songs that make meaningful connections.

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Track Name: The Ancient Chinese Pickle
The Ancient Chinese Pickle
Is wrinkled sour and green
His ninja pickle minions
Are hypnotized and mean
They're under his control
and they do all that he commands
They carry out the Ancient Chinese Pickle's evil plans

But no need to fear, Captain Corndog is here
Go Captain Corndog, Go Captain Corndog
He zips in quick on his rocket-powered stick
Go Captain Corndog, Go Captain Corndog
And Hot Dog Boy in his pickle-proof bun
Knocks out pickles one by one
Captain Corndog! And Hot Dog Boy!

But the Ancient Chinese Pickle
Never will give in
When Captain Corndog stops him
He always tries again
Soon he has new minions
with their brains completely swirled
They want to help the
Ancient Chinese Pickle rule the World

But no need to fear, Captain Corndog is here
Go Captain Corndog, Go Captain Corndog
He fights the fight to protect what is right
Go Captain Corndog, Go Captain Corndog
With Hot Dog Boy and his ketchup gun
They never give in until they’ve won!
Captain Corndog!
And Hot Dog Boy!

Captain Corndog and Hotdog Boy
Ancient Chinese Pickle
Track Name: The Battle of the Green-Eyed Potato
“I was only gone five minutes,”
Said my mother to her son.
She said, "I just cleaned this kitchen!
Now look at what you’ve done.”
As mustard dripped down on her
I said, “Mother, it was great, Oh,
You should have seen the battle
of the green-eyed potato!"

It started when the waffle
Did a dance like Fred Astair
The potato didn't like it
So he beaned him with a pear
I could only sit there watching
while the food leapt off my plate - oh
You should've seen the battle
of the green-eyed potato

Chorus
The green-eyed potato
and the Awful dancing waffle
Were fighting in our kitchen
With an arsenal of falafel
It'll all go down in the history of our State
oh-oh-oh-oh
As The Battle of the Green-Eyed Potato

The spinach and the ice cream
Started jousting with the fries
They were squirting out the syrup
They were throwing ketchup pies
It looked just like our kitchen
Was attacked by a tornado
You should've seen the battle
of the green-eyed potato

Repeat Chorus

"That was quite a story,"
Said my mother from the door.
"Now let me see if you can make
The mop attack the floor."
My friend, this is the reason
That today I will be late - oh
I'm mopping up the battle
of the green-eyed potato

Repeat Chorus
Track Name: Technical Hamburger
Hey, dude, not to be rude,
But you should try this amazing new food!

www.hamburger.com
Everybody loves it, even your mom!
It'll be a couple of seconds, like three, two, one
Loading, loading - your hamburger's done

Tech tech technical hamburger
Tech tech technical hamburger
Tech tech technical hamburger
Hamburger hamburger
beep beep yum

Ketchup, pickles, tomatoes or cheese
Order your burger any way you please
White bun, wheat, one patty or two
Deciding, deciding - it’s fun to do

Repeat Chorus

You'll be so happy when it's time to eat
Your 3-D printer cannot be beat
It's easy, quick and it comes out hot
See it, see it pop out of the slot

Repeat Chorus

Log on today and get your first one free
Print it yourself and you will see
You can have a burger, you can have one now
Print it up fresh, tastes just like cow

Repeat Chorus

Hey dude, that's my hamburger!